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(Source: n-hormones)

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I’ve been laughing o ver that stupid Dojima and Seal rp for over 10 god damn minutes and my stomach is starting to hurt

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(Source: stillyourzelda)

"You’re under arrest, you little shitdick."

19 minutes ago (59126 )
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open rp

fixitfelixjnr:

thenewagecaveman:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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Dojima pulls up next to the seal in his squad car. He gets out, walks up to the seal, and gives it a good look over.

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"You’re under arrest, you little shitdick."

Dojima proceeds to cuff the seal and toss it in the back of his squad car.

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(Source: wendy-pleakley)

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Anonymous sent: Happy birthday! Here's your present *unzips pants chili dog slides out*

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sneakybutthole:

my friends r so gr8 wtf

this is about me because shiny giratina
just letting everyone know
im the gr8 one and not none of you fuckasses tbh

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(Source: latiox)

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tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

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I WALKED INTO THE POKEMON CENTER AND NURSE JOY SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MUSIC BOX ARRANGEMENT OF THE POKEMON CENTER THEME

1 hour ago (2148 )
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micdotcom:

Former Ohio governor Ted Strickland tried to live on minimum wage. It didn’t go well.

Former Democratic governor of Ohio Ted Strickland tried to live on minimum wage for a week and, in his own words, he “didn’t make it.”

In an op-ed for POLITICO, Strickland explains how he failed in his attempt to live for just seven days on $77, the amount the “Live the Wage” campaign estimates is left in a 40-hour minimum wage employee’s weekly pay of $290 after accounting for taxes and housing. Strickland, a Harvard fellow and well-off political operative, was clearly unprepared for just how quickly expenses added up. He had spent his $77 by Thursday after realizing his meager budget left him without the money necessary even to pay for public transportation.

Common misperception about minimum wage workers | Follow micdotcom 

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Sonic the Hedgehog’s favorite food was originally supposed to be ass but developers thought this was not child friendly enough so they changed it to the next best thing…Chili dogs

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elizabethcomstock:

the mastermind behind Metal Gear Solid 

2 hours ago (4 )
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kaikyuubi sent: Did you inherit the Brazilian T&A?

sneakybutthole:

u fucking